There are many types of clowns in the world: sad clowns, happy clowns, clowns that do magic tricks, clowns that turn flips. Crimebo is unique among his brethren, as the world's only crime clown, a master of the inappropriate remark, a maker of headless balloon animals, a wearer of mismatched plaid patterns and caretaker of "Crimebo's Big Book of Horrible Crimes," from which he shares the most hideous occurrences of this or any year. Crimebo is available for private bookings for birthdays, bachelor(ette) parties, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries and other special events. He also does telephone greetings
Let Crimebo make your special day a little more upsetting with one of his personalized presentations. Want to know what terrible things happened on your birthday or anniversary? The clown knows all, and can't wait to share.
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Vital Information |
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A personalized performance featuring shocking details of the crimes and horrible happenings that occurred on the date of your choice. |
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Duration |
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| Basic in person appearance is 1 hour, can be extended with additional activities |
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Group Size |
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| Any number |
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Spectators |
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| Any number |
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Availability |
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| All year round |
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Other Information |
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| A more elaborate event package is available, including additional performers (bizarre burlesque girls or additional evil clowns), creepy clown make up lesson for one or more attendees, a special gift for the birthday boy/girl, souvenir t-shirts for attendees, dead flower bouquet, Crimebo-led pub crawl, creepy snacks, or anything you can dream up |
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Booking Information |
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| Two weeks pre-reservations are essential. If you want the personalized touch, please include dates of the honoree's birthday or anniversary (if different from the event date), so Crimebo can research all the terrible things that happened on that date. |
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Cancellation Policy |
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| For cancellations, a fee of $80 will be levied for research work that has already been done before the event |
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Location |
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| Los Angeles |
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